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[Absalom RPG (Flash 5)]

Great game.

It's oned of the best, but I used to die so often at the start. It's so hard. One battle will probably kill you. Still, it was a kick ass game. I just couldn't get past that pyramid. The lights have something to do with it, but I just don't know what. Can somebody please help me? My email is [e-mail]. It's a great game, and takes hours to pass if you want it to. I just can't get passed that pyramid!

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Malapa's Challenge]

You almost have no idea how much I love this.

This was the longest most challenging game I have ever played on newgrounds. My dad through away my passwords thinking they were mindless babble at level four, so it took me more than the five hours you promised.The mini games weren't the best I've played, but then again. I didn't play them for fun. It took me a little over an hour ro get all the secrets. I didn't wast time playing the psychic pulse game. I tried to focus on the memory a-go-go. Still, it was the target practise that got me secret 17. This was truly the greatest game ever. My brother hates it because he doesn't know anything about it, and I'm always hogging the computer, but I let him fight Hel for me. He was really cheap and just kept healinghimself when she hurt him. You shouldn't do that. You should give hell way more life. She was even easier than the angel of death. My computer froze when I was fighting him, but that isn't your fault. It happens all the time. I just had to collect all the power-up's again and kill all the bosses. Lol. When you have a fight on a gaia well and it's an easy opponent, don't fight it. Just power up your shields and blades to the max. It's a bit cheap, but it works. The second time round, I did that on Minotaur. He barely scratched me. Lol. Anyway. Awesome game. The graphicsa were smoothe, and it must have taken ages and ages to make, as well as do all the researh about the gods from different cultures. I just can't get over how great this game is. Thankyou for giving this to me Septimus. Your one of my favourite authors ;-).

PS: If anybody needs help, or is sstuck or anything, email me at [e-mail]. I'vee passed it in every single way. I have all the passwords, secrets, even the questions and answers you ask Zues, (I thought it might be a tip for his quiz. I was wrong). The only things I haven't fought is a gargoyle, the snake lady in the bestiary, and the thing next to her. I will set out to find them though. Once again. Great game Septimus.

PPS: I like your picture :D.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Grave Robber]

Good game except...

I got a torso, head, 2 eyes, arms, and legs. Why didn't I win? Anyway. It was a great game, and I loved playing it, except fot the fact that couldn't win and the fact that the chainsaw ran out too quickly. You should put an amount of chainsaws instead of a time limit. I have to go now, so see ya.

VelvetDarkRocks

[Pimp's Quest]

Don't bother going with mumasuka. It's fake.

Here's a walkthrough. I have to keep it short because of the limit...
Level 1: Now this is REALLY challenging.
Make sure you memorise this before you go into battle unless you have EXTREMELY quick reflexes. Just tap the following buttons when the arrows appear like there is no tomorrow. Go left, right, left, up, up, down, up, right, left, up. It took me ages... After a short cinema, go onto level 2.
Level 2: Basic controls.
Walk up to the dead dude and steal his syringe. Walk up to the trash can and click it. Click the notepad. Now you have aquired Yolanda's number. Click exit and exit down the bottom of the screen. Go right, and walk up to the hole. Click on the box and grab the jager. Remember. You can use any item you are carrying at any time, unless it has a special purpose somewhere. Be careful though. If you use it at an innapropriatre place, you might be really screwed up. Go back left and go left again. Up the alleyway, and up to the dumpster. Use the jagermiester and pay close attention to the photo he showes you. Go down and left again. Go to the phone. When you have it in front of you, click the bottom right part of it and you'll get a quarter. Use the notepad in your inventory and memorise the number. Now. Click the slot at the top of the phone and dial in her number. Go up to the bus stop and click it. Onto level 3!
Level 3: Basic shoot-out with a crappy reload.
Very easy to pass. Just put your gun just a little on top of the open windows for the normal cars. For the truck, you can either take out the baddies on top of it, or shoot both the wheels. JUST DON'T SHOOT THE COP CAR!!!!!
Level 4: The biggest maze I've ever seen.
And remember this. If you die, you have to do everything all over again, so do everything exactly as I tell you! Now. Go right past the club, down past the loser selling newspapers, left past the grafiti kid,left past the clothes shop, down past the parking meter, down at the cross crossing, right past the hydrant and lampost, right past the screw driver shop, and walk up to the tool box. WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T GO DOWN THE HOLE!!!!! Anyway. Grab the hammer, and go left past the screw drivers, up past the hydrant, and up to the parking meter. Smash it with your newly found hammer and make sure you take all the money. You should have a buck. Go back down into the cross road, go down again, left at the hydrant, and up to the doughnut man. You obviously buy a doughnut. Go back to the right and go up past the hydrant. Go left to the punk and offer him the syringe. Go back to the right and go right at the cross road. Give the doughnut to Officer Ahusapeanapetilon (Apu) and march proudly on. Give the heroin to the bums and return back to the punk. And hurry damnit! You have a time limit. To get back (for the idiots who can't remember), go left, go left past the baton and left at the cross road. Quickly give him the wad of bills and he'll give you $120. Go right, up at the crossroad, right at the meter, and into the shop. Go up to the suit and click it to buy it. Don't forget the hanger. Go left, down at the meter, down at the crossroad, right at the hydrant and into the screwdriver shop. Go up to the screwdrivers on your left and buy one. Go back left, up at the hydrant, up at the crossroad, right at the meter, right past the clothes, up past graffiti boy, and buy a newspaper from the poor retard. It gives you a hint, but is not necessary. Continue up and left at the appartment. Change into your pimp suit and walk in the bar. Here you are faced with eleven differnt sluts. Do you remeber the photo in Level 2? Find her. For those short memory people, it's the afro chick. Once you get Yolanda, go right until you reach the dumpster and talk away. Go left until you reach the car and use the hanger. Hop in and use the screw driver.

That's it. I would have made it so much longer, but unfortunately, I ran out of room.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Asylum]

Great stuff.

I liked the music, especially the opera singer, and it was a funny song at the end. It's pretty confusing, and I died once, but it was good. Should have been longer. I like your cast ;-). The dude outside the bosses room was freaky, but I liked it... And you used what everybody does for a boss. You just shoot the thing above it. It works with the majority of freaky games (hint hint, nudge nudge, wink wink, stomp stomp... If you don't get the message, just try it on hard, freaky games!) Anyway. It was fun, but it should have been longer, and I didn't find any secret places, but I'll play it again to find out.

The path for me was left, right, right, right, right, right. Hope it helps. Might be different, but that's not my problem.

Later dudes.

VelvetDrakRocks.

[The Playground]

I like the guns, though aI hate the sick figures.

Here is a complete walkthrough, so if you don't want to know, don't read! PS: The website didn't work. Can you write it letter for letter next time with no quotations or anything?

After a short movie (which in my opinion should have a skip button), you will face a kid. Be fore anything happens, put your gun on his head and click like there's no tomorrow!!! CLick on the little crack inbetween the fence and blow that little dudes brains out too! Grab the key on the slide and walk forward. The key will let you open the hatch. Use the key from the hatch on the school door. Blow this guys head off as well. Go forward and click on the second door's doornob. Shoot the teacher before she whacks you! Grab her key and turn around a shoot the kids. This has no meaning, but it's fun since they don't have any weapons. Go back out and walk forward to the glass doors. Click on a nob. At first I though there was a booby trap in this room because it was so plain, but apparantly not. March on good soldier! Now you face a split in the road. If you go right, you'll find a chef that does nothing and you can't kill him. If you kill the teacher, he'll come running and cry for her. Kill! Neither of them harms you, but it's fun slaughtering the innocent... Go through the corridor. Don't waist your time trying to break down the door. At the bottom of the screen in between two tables is a baseball bat. Do what you must and walk right out. If you go for the fence, at least where a helmet. If your IQ is higher than five this should be a cinche. ~Sigh~ Just climb the ladder. Im sure you can kill this kid... Walk past him and tip over the bum's pot. Steal the white thing in the ash and creep away while he sleeps... =) Click on the door. The guy wont let you in with the ticket, so click on it again. He'll leap out, so be on the ready and pump him full of lead. Walk in over his dead body ;) and keep going until you find a gap in the wall. Click it and click the so-called picture. Just stride on. Don't bother going on ahead. It's just a waste of time. Don't click on the door either. He'll just blow your brains out. Any bozo would know to click on the key hole. Wait for th cinema to end, but don't even bother trying to shoot him. Shoot the chandelier above him. This took me a few tries to figure out. Don't go out yet. See that message board right above the stick man? Zoom in and read it for a cheap laugh. Just jump out the window and fall a few metres, and miraculously land on your car and drive off. It's easy once you get the hang of it... Congratulations. You've passed you cheapskate cheater.

This walkthrough was a production of Velvet Dark . Any copyrighting, and I'll sue.
Later dudes.

VelvetDarkRocks.

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[Uniwar LC]

Alot like Lylat Wars.

This was a great game, and reminded me of Lylat Wars and Starfox Adventures. It must have taken ages to make, though it is a bit like the combat instict series by McFretn.....

Anyway. This was good, though you should have had your team mates help you out more then just killing some dudes in the horizon.

And... I love Snipers Revenge!!!!! I played it ages ago, and i forgot about it until you reminded me. But that's beside the point. You obviously put in alot of effort into this game.
Thankyou.

VelvetDarkRoc ks.

[Highschool of the Apes]

Good, but it needs to be longer.

It's a great game, and it got a few laughs o ut of me. It's fun, but if you mess up, you have to start from the beginning, which really sucks. And what was mishmosh talking about? Janitors closet? Anyway. The graphics were a little shoddy though. It was funny, but could have used some nudity.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[SOULMECH - Shinobu]

This is a great game.

I added it to my favourites. However, I agree with Raidude. It's a ripoff of samurai asshole... It doesn't matter. I don't care the least. This has to be the best adventure/action game on newgrounds. The graphics were a little scrappy, even when I changed them to best. It's a really cool game, but when I use haste, nothing seems to happen. My attack rate doesn't increase. I just can't stress this enough. What a great game! It's really cool when you slash. She has such a great pose. You know, you should add more weapons and health pills and stuff. Some ninja stars, or sticks with bladeson the end or poison darts, or just plain poles, or nun-cha will be good... I have but one complaint. I die too easy! It takes all the skill I have just to get up to the second boss! And with that I am on little health. He kills me too quickly. Could anyone give me some tips?

You obviously put alot of love and effort into this game. On behalf of newgrounds, I would like to thankyou for giving us all such a great game. It may be your first game, but I pray it will not be your last. Keep up the great work.

VelvetDarkRocks