VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Cartman teaches version 2]

Thyroid Blaster sucks.

Lay it off man. This was the best south park animation I've seen. It's brilliant, all except for what everybody hates. The voices. Sorry. It was a great movie, but you should get a friend or something who is good at Cartman...
Great stuff man.

VelvetDarkRocks.

["Jedi Posers"]

Good.

It was funny, but I hate stick figures. Still, I liked it.... Yes.. Funny. Ha ha, ha; ha.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[DBZ Out Takes (funny)]

Great work man!

Really funny... I'd quote some of them, but I don't want to ruin it for the rest of you guys. This was fantastic! I love it! You had better make more. This was some of the funniest stuff I've seen on newgrounds. Keep up the fantastic work.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Return of the joint]

I love the music!!!

Great work man. I must congratulate you on your fine piece of art. Lol. It was very good, and the animation and graphics were very tidy. Keep up the great work...

And to all you lazy bums out there, WRITE REVIEWS DAMNIT!!!!! I just can't stand it when people are lazy. Authors put in tonnes of effort (usually...occassionaly...ever y now and then..) and you can't even take the time to commend them.
For all you hard working authors out there, don't get put down.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Jedi Tournament]

Well duh!

It's obviously worth finishing... or watching? It takes alot of effort to make a movie. I'm starting one myself. But is it really actually worth it? So much effort for a few people to watch it once? It's only been seen 576 times, but it is really worth finishing? It's up to you my friend. I really loved it and wished I could see the end. It took me ages to find out that it was the end though... stop laughing.

The music was fantastic, but the hands were... yeah. ..... it was pretty good.
......
yeah...
good.....
Seriously now. It's up to you whether you wnt to. People will only watch it once. If it's the unfinished version, they'll think. eh. not bad. If it's the finished version, they'll think. hey. pretty good. their is a very little change of opinion, so it's your choice.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Stick Slayer: Episode One]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Great stuff.

That was funny at the insert virus screen... Great idea! I love writing stuff only an idiot would bother checking out. (Yes. I am fully aware that I called myself an idiot).

It's a great idea. I hate people who make stick animations. Except Zhu, who drowned carcass -the nice guy with the smart name ;)- said before. I hate people who are too lazy to draw solid animations. Good for you Ben.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Stupid Jedi]

What the hell is wrong you people?!?

I just can't stress this enough. 1253 of you idiots have watched this. 3 including me have reviewed it, and the reviews were so crap they shouldn't even be a review! Go on! Vote abusive if you like! Blam me for all I care! Just please be a little more sympathetic to Phattyshag and comment him on his brilliant work instead of watch, blam, walk off. This is some quality shit. Well, maybe not so much quality shit, but it's obvious that he worked hard on this. 3 reviews?!? Come on!

Anyway. Back to the movie. It was a good story plot, but the graphics were very shoddy... The sound was poor, but the gore of his eye was pretty realistic... except lightsabers don't leave blood... they just cut straight through... I'm revealing to much of the movie aren't I?Great effort though.

VelvetDarkRocks.

PS: I also wondered why no one has done this before...

[o fortuna]

Pretty cheap.

It was sorta like Kugelkop Massacre (spelling?). It was very much like that actually, exept a shorter cartoon version.

Hey Manuel Fallmann. I know you hate it when people vote 0 without even watching, but I rated it by what I saw. The preloader. I deleted my temporary internet files and watched it. It wasn't as good I thought.

Don't let lemmons, muffins, demons, old people or psychopaths put you down.

VelvetDarkRocks.

[Attention People Of NG!!!]

I agree.

I can't really comment, since I have never made a flash movie before, but I can understand you intentions. I may not know what it's like to get a movie blammed for no reason, but I do know what it's like to get hard work destroyed by someone who doesn't care. Good for you soup clock. I'm rating this 5.

VelvetDarkRocks.

PS: It was VERY gutsy of you to insult the very people who are supposed to rate you well ;).

[The Void II]

The first one was better.

The second one would have been better if the subtitles were on. I'll just wait some more. This also is a pointlessly boring review. Sorry. I'm just really pissed off...

It was a great movie, but without the subtitles, I couldn't understand some of the important things, and I had to turn my volume right up at the meeting.

I love the plot of The Void's and I eagerly await the final piece.

Also one of my favourites, as are you Blue Clock.

VelvetDarkRocks.

PS: For your job, you should have put something like guarding the clocks.