VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[She's a whore]

Yes she is. (said quite rapidly)

Yes she is. (said slowly). Very scary. Incredibly annoying. More nudity than none. Fullstop.

VelvetDarkRocks

[Paper Wars]

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Brrrrrrrrrrriliaunt! A true masterpiece if I ever saw one. Okay, so it's scribbles and stickmen. Who the bloody hell cares?!? Absolutely fantastic. Wheredya get the idea? I mean. Whoa. Just fantastic beyond belief. Definetely A-class material. You could turn that into a series and sell it to tv shows. They'd pay millions. I must say. JUST BRILLIANT. I found no errors in this whatsoever. Absolutely magnificent. A defininete addition to my favourites list. Great sound effects and art for the teacher.

[John's Arm 3]

DAMN YOUR NACHOS! he he he.

Great movie. What a wierd supervillain. I admit it was different from your other ones, but I liked it. Diet-Cola. It's pure evil. He he he. This isn't as good as your other ones, but it's still going on my favourites list. John must have shoved his (i'm not going to say) pretty far up to make it radioactive. You're think that the radiation from the microwave would have turned his arm good instead of normal (and brown). I hope you make John's Arm 4 soon.

Later dudes.

VelvetDarkRocks

[Zelda- A Quest for G.C #3]

Umm.

Are you aware that when he fought the skull kid he was looking the other direction? Every attack, he was looking awa. I doubt that he's skilled enough to fight without seeing his opponent. You have a wierd thing about Lizzy Maguire. I like the idea, and the graphics look tidy but it's just. Wierd. Anyways. The point is I'm writing a review like you told me to. Only XjokerX and myself have done so since the third of January which is very sad. You people dissapoint me. Noss put alot of effort into his work and you can't even congratualte him on a successful movie. You make me sick (not literally or metaphoriacally at that matter). Thanks for putting this series out Noss. It must have taken ages for something like this. Thanks.

VelvetDarkRocks

PS: Who is Gary Coleman?

[Zelda-The Taco Quest]

A Lizzy Maguire movie?!?

Ummm. Okaaaaay. Yeah...

Anyways. Im a huge fan of Zelda. This is funny yes, but I don't like it since you mocked something as sacred as the Triforce. I guess it's just me though. I had to try several times to beat the jumping, though the fishing was easy. reckon level one of the golf was the hardest, and memorising those patters for the baton was a cinche. What the hell was he supposed to do with a banana with a top hat?!? And the ducks granny killed were ducks. Not evil chickens. Evil ducks! Still, good story concept. I like your idea of a taco fairy, but what the hell is the point of taco's? And how could he buy mustard with taco meat?!? Never mind. I guess I'm just clooging up the page again.

VelvetDarkRocks

[John's Arm 2]

Clever preloader.

Fantastic art skills. Fantastic ideas. Funny voices. Mush them together and what do you get? You get Matthew Anderson and John's Arm. Brilliant work! Another one of my favourites. Seriously man. People should be paying to watch your work. You're one of the greatest artist the world of newgrounds has ever known. You shall one day rule the universe with your awesome flash. John's Arm will be held on high for the rest of eternity. There will be solid gold statues of you in every town. You will reign on high forever.

All hail Matthew Anderson!

VelvetDarkRocks

[John's Arm]

@_@ omeg!

Ummmm. That was... Too briliant to describe in my earthly words, but THIS WAS THE FUNNNIEST MOVEI I HAVE SEEN SINCE 1937! (Not literally). Man! Where did you get the idea for this? I mean. Whoa. I gawk in silent awe. I LOVE the John's Arm theme song. Fantastic. And the fight with the monster? Sheer brilliance! Bitch slap! Bitch Slap! What's that? Now I really got your nose! You are going on my favourites list, as is this!

VelvetDarkRocks

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

It's you!

You are the one from the video game hideout! Well well well. Aaron and Robert. At least I think it's Robert. What the hell am I talking aout? Sorry guys. You probably think this is mindless babble. It probably is now that I think about it.

THat number on the door. 555-6969. You got that from Pimp's Quest. Yolanda's number...

Lol. Nice combination for the rocket launcher.

Finally, was that guy stuck on the second door?
And the girl they were looking for?

VelvetDarkRocks

[Luke in Clockland]

Yeah!

Lol. Great movie. I loved the idea. And the Willy Wonka music just tipped it over the edge. I like clock. I don't see why they are so hated. Most people just hate clocks because other people do. They aren't given a chance to think about them. It wasn't like that for me. I didn't know anything about the clocks except there was a strawberry clock. I checked it out and saw "B". I loved clocks forever after that. This was hhilarious Luke. Lol. Where did you get the idea??? Personally, I'de be fr4eaked out by Clock Land, but of course I'de love it. If there was something more to do than sing. Lol. I was thinking "Lol. Imagine if he ate the apple". I was laughing when he did. I don't think that everuything turned out okay with ending 2 though. Apple clock still got bitten and died. The seeds from him took root and grew into another apple clock...

I love this movie. I LOVE IT!

VelvetDarkRocks

[Drowning]

Great stuff.

This is beautiful. It's wonderful. I love movies that have destiny and fate. I am like that. I know not what to do with my life. I know not where to go. I search and search. I'm glad the boy found his destiny. I wish I knew mine. It was truly amazing. I could find but two things that could possibly be considered not perfect. The diving screen, the bubbles turned into scrappy sheets of fizzing white, and when he was underwater he looked a little strange. These are the two things in the movie that are not perfect, but I don't mind. I think the boy should be named Phillip. That would be a good name. I hope we all find our destinies like he did and do them no matter what it takes. Thankyou for putting this movie out for us to see. Oh. And you don't need to turn your speakers up as much as you think you do.

VelvetDarkRocks