VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[a hamster's revenge]

Fantastic! Nice music.

Lol. Wednesday was a helmet, just as I thought it would be! I thought he would run into the cage as well. Tuesday was probably my favourite. Lol. Great idea! I loved it how he trained. The punching bag was in synche with the music which was hilarious. How did he get to the beach though? And where did he get all that equipment? Who cares! It was funny, so I wont press ;-) Just fantastic. Purely hilarious.

VelvetDarkRocks

PS: When I checked my favourite authors, it had Manuel_Fallmann as one of them with 2 HeRetiks. When I checked out the HeRetiks, they were you. The second picture on the wall was a monster standing on the newgrounds tank holding a sword named HeRetik. What's is the resembelance? And I'll take it that first picture was you and your dad about 14 years ago. Oh wait. Hang on a tick. I just finished watching. In the credits it said aka HeRetik. What does aka mean? It all makes sense now, except how both HeRetik and Manuel_Fallmann got onto my favourites list, and not only that, but there were two heRetiks. How did that happen???

HeRetiK responds:

aka means 'also known as'. but I don't know why you had two HeRetiKs. But the same happened to me too. I once had two Tom Fulps.

The monster on the newgrounds tank... well... this is a long story and has to do with the NG BBS.

PS: I am not Gary Coleman. and my dad isn't David Hasselhoff.

[SBX : Link vs. Vivi]

Yeah!

Go Nontendo! Nintendo has been my alltime favourite since I was 4 and learning to count. I have been truly faithful to Nintendo and I always will be. I have always been faithful and true to all of Nintendo's products. It is the ultimate game producer. There is no better. I have played game after game. Nintendo being my favourite forever. I am also a huge fan of Zelda.

The Link you drew was very very scrappy. I can't do better, so I wont discrimante. I'll take it the black mage was Vivi then. Shoudln't Link have had a shield? The mirror shield would be very helpful aginst another 'witch'. Nevermind. I probably don't know what I'm talking about.

My main point is, I LOVE YOU NINTENDO!!!! lol. I am one of nintendo's greatest fans though I know nothing about it except it produces the greatest games on the planet. My nintendo reign on for the rest of eternity!

VelvetDarkRocks

[Retarded Animal Babies]

Two words to describe this. KICK-ASS!

Hilarious. Merely hilarious. Lol. I would quote so many things, but I don't want to ruin it for you guys. It was just so hilarious! Uh. SO desperate to quote. Please make more DCL.

VelvetDarkRocks

[Hyakugojyuuichi!!]

I swear to god this movie scared me.

Scary beyond reasoning. It was just so scary... Can you explain what Hyakugojyuuichi means? I know nothing about it. The only reason I found this is because it's one of Fabulouse999's (The author of Beebo and African Detroit Cop etcetera)favourite movies and it had an intersting name so I gave it a shot. It was just so scary... I was stupid and faithful nough to watch it to the very bitter end, but I'm telling you now. Honest to god. It scared the piss out of me. My curor was constantly hovering on the close button. I have never been so scared of something nieve like this. It almost made me piss my pants. It was so scary! Good for nightmares (it's 11:29pm) and horror movies (so fucking scary!).

VelvetDarkRocks

PS: I don't know whether to rate it 10 or 0. How 'bout a five. I can't decide, and 5 doesn't feel right, but it's the most fair thing i can rate this... confusing piece of work.

PPS: The music was so gay and catchy at the same time I don't know what to rate that either.

PPPS: The graphics were very poor, but strangely realistic. Again, a 5.

PPPPS: Look. Style is a 5 again, so how 'bout I just rate everything 5? Yeah. That seems fair... I guess. Maybe not interactivity or voilence, but I can make an exeption. It was so scary it seemed to give a subconscience feeling of voilence, and it made me twitch which was interactive enough for me. Besides. We want a perfect 5.

[Stick Slayer vs Xiao Xiao]

I'm Asian Mercynary. It is you is being racist.

As I said. Your the one who is racist.

Okay. I love Zhu and Xiao Xiao. I must admit. This movie was hilarious. I do agree with Mercynary. It was verymuch like Xiao Xiao in the beginning. It was a very good production, despite my love for Xiao Xiao. I just wish it could have gone on longer.

VelvetDark

[Don't mess with old peopl]

Not bad.

I think I like it. Yeah. Yeeeaaaaahhhhh.

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