VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Poor Monkey]

Ahh, poor monkey. Nevermind, songtime!

Cute graphics, some detail, but messy. It was better that way. Funny and interesting, because it's never been done before. honestly, whoever heard of a monkey with a sausage.

The song's officially stuck in my head, so I'm going to go watch "kenya" to relieve myself of it. Have a nice day!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Out of the Tank-Episode5]

Lol, ah one of the few films I've actually laughed out-loud at. Nice work, I especialy loved the fish. The grphics were unique and really actually quite amazing, and the voices were great too. The music was nice, a pleasant sorta feeling, and I really liked this one. Great work!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Sounds Of Thunder]

That really was truly beautiful. Really, honestly, one of the actual deep movies on newgrounds.

I always thought words had more meaning when you couldn't understand them. This movie was made ever-more tender by another language. The voies were absolutely perfect. There's no possible alteration that could be made to them to make them any better. And the music... Such music... I have no complaints about sound, none, an amazing feat.

Too were the graphics amazing. I'm not sure how long it took you to animate this to such beauty, but they were perfect. The pictures were so incredibly real, except maybe her boyfriend, but nonetheless, they were astounding. I don't think I've ever seen animations move so smoothly, though that hardly seems the word. Gracefully strangely would be more suiting.

This was perfect in it's own sad, but beautiful sense. I can find no flaw, nothing I don't like. In all honesty, it was beautiful, and thank you for sharing it with newgrounds.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[The Wrong Vagina]

You know? I couldn't help but reflect upon this. I came back to review it after thinking for an eon how completely unlucky Klunk was. If only!! Damn man, that was so sad! And then Bec I think her name was, was going to go home upset the Klunk didn't come, and blah blah blah and Klunk's going to hate valentine's day forever more. Jeez, I would have been soooo happy if things had worked out, and now I'm completely warped because it didn't. This is all I'm going to think about for the next few days now, thanks alot. Still, as with all my reviews, I have to publicise my opinions, no matter how infuriating the movie may be.

The graphics were neat, they had a cool style to them, very well done on that, very detailed and very real. Couldn't have been much better!

I loved the music, really catchy. Sorta, I don't know, bouncy I guess, but it's something that you can't help but nod your head to. Great choice, and perfect work on the voices. They were both realisic and clear, a way that people talk today, so excellent sound overall.

An interesting day for two people to spend their Valentine's day, but with good cause. The Narrator was Grinch-like, but had an agreeable definition of the holiday.

The title was fortunately misleading, but that's fine, because it wasn't one of those tryhard movies, it was actually pretty cool (especially Klunk. I agree with his opinions!)

Great movie, I really do hope to see more soon, and I hope even more that Klunk will get a girlfriend. Ciao!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[It's a can.]

Hm, yep, it's a can all right.

Not necessarily bad, just a bit pointless. Not God-aweful either, just rather senseless. I guess you really were kinda a tired to have made this, but I liked the music and the smoothness of the pictures. I didn't think it was too bad, just rather mindless, but nevertheless, quite an interesting little flash. Plain, but cute.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Half Decade War Trailer]

Loved it! Being a fan of Runescape, I can honestly say that this is the greatest (and... Well second, yes there is another, about a clan called "The Wilderness Guardians") fan tribute I have ever seen.

You know the history well enough, what with The Mages of Gower, and the words fit so well with the perfect music! Absolutely wonderful, though even the graphics matching Runescape could have done a bit of work. Nevertheless, brilliant, rather smooth animation, a few minor typos, but nothing important.

I loved it how you gave them horses and the new weapons, making the combat more realistic. My favourite scene was when we overlooked the settlement, but I know I've seen this before. The same movie basically, but different scenes and writing.... Hm, I'll find it somewhere, but great work with this roduction, and I really do look forward to seeing the full movie if you ever make it.

~VelvetDarkRocks, aka Lord Xin on Runescape~

Syrsly responds:

Hey, Xin. I'm here to tell you that Arion (creator of THDW) is releasing chapter one of The Half Decade War very soon! It can't be put on NewGrounds because it's well over 5mb in filesize, but it'll be listed on my site ASAP.

[Crying Sunshine]

I see. Well, no I don't. I found this is a random portal entry (obviously) and I just don't get it. The summary was promising enough for me to view it, but I just don't understand it. By your definition that is. If I saw it without your comments, I might've thought he had an attack of conscience, but I'm pretty much lost about the fact that a man couldn't see beauty in why he killed those people. Care to shed some light?

Other than that, once it finished loading, it ran rather smoothly, despite poor graphics and lack of colour and sound. Rather poor quality, but not bad. Iiiiii'll give it a 6.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Fantastic Realm Chapter 1]

I am astounded! The greatest cartoon graphics I've ever seen were in this flash movie. Purely amazing. Masterpiece. It was realistic, like the cartoons you'd see on tv, with perfect voices (except the ones in the tunnel kinda bugged me) and the smoothest animation ever. It must've taken you half a year to make, and I can honestly say it was the most professionally animated movie I've seen. This series has amazing potential, and I look forward to seeing future productions.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[C.Falcon Meets Josh Bedn]

Dn't listen to kristof88, he hasn't ever made a flash movie. He has no idea how hard it is. Even though you probably whipped this up in an hour, it pretty much sucks anyway. I'm not usually one for negative reviews, but this is the type of flash that should most definitely be blammed without hesitation from everyone who happens to find it. I really hate these half-assed cartoons designed to get a cheap laugh with crappy graphics all about nothing, porn or beating the crap out of random people. Really grinds my nerves.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

Mervin responds:

dont cry for me, im only a machine :(

[kenya]

That is possibly the in the top 10 of my "Songs I want to here forever but not get stuck in my head"'s list.

Great graphics for everything, aside from the dudes on the bus and the lion and tiger, but they were meant to be cute, which they were ^_^

Very very cute, very catchy, very funny. I actually like this! Favourite movies list? Mmmmm, uh. Maaaaybe next time. Scraping the edge, but loved it anyway. Really great work, and damn that's a catchy annoying song that you gotta love.

~VelvetDarkRocks~