VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Idiot Ninjas 3]

Haha, great!

Sounds like something I'd do. Take a bustersword to the airport I mean.

"No hat! I'm the enemy!"
Hahahaha! I love that guy.

I like the Austin Powers ripoff. Overall, not much to say. One of the few comedies on newgrounds that I actually like. For sticks, reasonably well animated. Witty. Nice.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Bohroks Vs Boxors 3]

Not bad!

Very simplistically animated, although the graphics themselves weren't half-bad. I can tell you spent a while searching for the range of sound effects, but some of them didn't really seem to fit as well as they could have. For the quality and size of the movie though, you did well.

Music, while official, wasn't the best choice. Also, without dialogue, it was fairly hard to tell what was going on, especially to a Bionicle noob like myself. However, not badly done, but not exactly a masterpiece either. A good effort! Well done.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

PS: Just before the credits, it said "It still not the end." Grammatical clarity? Anyway, at the bottom of the credits screen it said "THE END..."

[Haiku Hilltop]

A ronin! Sweet as.

A slow beginning
Rising to an awed climax-
Masterfully done.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Tom Fulp Experience]

I just had to see this.

Tom Fulp putting a movie about himself on the front page? What's more, with a *dancing cat*?

Random, full of crap, completely abstract with no particular humour except for the sheer stupidity of the happenings of the characters... I have to say I found this both entirely delightful and horrendously primitive. Dance kitty, dance!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Decline of Video Gaming]

Oh man!

How many games and titles did you take the piss out of? But... You did make some points that are impossible to argue with. I seriously hope that in 50 years time, we do NOT decline that much. It's just... To depressing... Must.. play.. Wii... Cleansing power of Twilight Princess needed...

Seriously though, great script and all, and in its own way, a tribute to the more memorable of this generation's games.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[The Wiik is Ours]

Superfluous.

Firstly, you could have made an equally good movie without the swearing.

Secondly, this was not a good movie. The graphics were terrible, and the only reason it could possibly make it to the front page is because it involves a well known pop icon, ie. the Nintendo Wii. Being a huge fan of the Wii, I can't say I found this movie amusing at all, and having recognised a few scenes from a few games, all I can say is that I didn't really get why it was supposed to be funny. I'm sure humour's in there somewhere, you having declared yourself the funniest man alive, but I am oblivious to it.

Hardly a decent submission, and not at all to my tastes.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Furry Random Stuffs 2]

Lol, what the?

I dunno. Some of that was funny, but a lot of it was a little random and all if it was senseless. Not really what I was expecting in terms of a 6MB movie... Voices were pretty well done (although speech bubbles are funny in their own way, so they were used effectively too), but the humour's not really my style. Funny, absurd, a little bit perverse, but overall a cute little movie =)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

PS: Your work with the pictures and not just the sprites is commended.

Sonucais responds:

Oww... I really care do the people laught. You need to review the things you want, not the things you dosnt like :(

[Shamoozal: Ninja]

Lol, cool twist!

The battle itself was very interesting. Smoothly animated and well done on the graphics. Sound effects were slightly disagreeable, but not unpleasant, and although the level of detail wasn't meticulous, it was nice to see. It was also very entertaining to see the use of ninja-tricks, although they weren't the most professional assassins in the world. Id est, standing out in the open and looking around, running behind a pillar as a hiding place, using a massive-ass buster sword (tm) instead of a ninja-to. Very smooth acrobatics and fluid animation, as well as fantastic use of camera angles.

As for the twist at the end, didn't see that one coming, but I think it ruined the ninja-mood and lasted a little bit too long. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to have to give you a 10 for this.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[:: Deck Waving ::]

Yyyyeah...

Not the funniest Neurotically Yours I've ever seen. Not even funny actually... Good message though. But I, fortunately, have transcended the primitive urge for boobies that should only exist for 2-month-old babies.

The movie itself was highly sexist, but let's not go there.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[MGS 3: Crab Battle]

ROFLMAO!!

Hop damn, I'm crying! I was thinking, "Man, why is this a parody? It's so cool!" And then the cave demon!!! Bwuhahahaha! Oh that's fricking genius. I was like, "Oh shit! Watch out Snake!" and Snake was all "Crab battle!" and I just couldn't stop laughing. And then that guy who hacked into the frequency!!! Damn man.

Well before it got hilarious, I could really appreciate his voice. It sounded incredibly like David Hayter's, which isn't easy to mimic. The voice actors were fantastic! And of course, the music was great too =D

Graphics were well done, and the pupil of his right eyeball contrasted so much with his left he looked fantastically retarded. Oh poor Snake. It's amazing how he was still cool, and yet so dopey. I'm amazed that's a possible combination. Must've been the voice. Anyway, bravo! Great movie!!

~VelvetDarkRocks~