VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome the Hedgehog]

Wow...

That *was* pretty short, but... Compared to Metal Gear Awesome, this just wasn't all that funny. The gags and puns weren't fantastic, voice acting was great, but... An all right movie by itself, but compared to the masterpiece that was MGA, you standard's fallen.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Mythology]

Hmm....

Not up to your usual action standards, but still quite impressive. The drama and tension created by the music didn't really build up to anything spectacular, and I'm not sure if "Mythology" is a game, or you're referring to Age of Empires, the Age of Mythology (which rocks). Nonetheless, I'm glad that someone took enough time to tribute something they love. Neat little project.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[F E A R]

Intense...

Damn man. What do you mean you didn't make this one? Your style was all over it.

Truly Jerry, that was incredible. The atmosphere was terrifying, gripping. All it needed was a loud noise and a flash of teeth somewhere to get me to jump in my seat. Very, very suspenseful. Fantastic music, brilliant idea of the baby/doll crying. Honestly, this can't possibly get much better... Bravo, bravo.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[-2 Intelligence]

Hahaha, too true!

The curse of every great telekinetic wizard. I think that the greater masters of telekineses would be able to stop the sword before it hit them, but I think you've got a damn good point. Entertaining and delighting. Bravo.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Super Hero Clock]

Sweet!

The Warrior of Time... I like it! Kind of combined Neo and Link (of the Hylians) with maybe a dash of costume from Frozone (The Incredibles). What a glorious fusion to create the ultimate kick-ass superhero! His powers were unique and spinechilling. Truly commendable work- few things can ever hope to be this awesome! I also fell in love with the girl in the pink nightie- she was characterised well. The hesitation, the curiousity, the benevolence, the desire for justice... So much resonates from her, even though she says nothing!

Absolutely kick-ass music, and overall, I got chills several times throughout. Just brilliant!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[MK: Sexuality]

That was actually surprisingly good!

Not exactly to my taste, but highly creative! You picked the two characters of MK with history, too, so all in all, very creative indeed!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Jerry]

Evokative.

I'm not an adult, so I don't know what life as an adult is like, but I do appreciate the mindless, interminable tedium of existence. As far as I can tell, you summarised the future of many extremely well. The movie itself had elements of artistic merit, which I credit, and it got better as it progressed. Such is life, I guess.

You've done many people a tremendous favour by possibly showing them the bleak future they would have otherwise allowed themselves to join. It takes someone special to change lives. Thanks for that.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Dad's at Work]

Interesting...

Not quite as good as the first, but with just as much random inanity. Not really sure what to say, I was expecting a little more. I didn't do much more than smile... Mm.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Pancake Mines]

Rofl!

Some of that was pretty standard, but you got some scenes just made of gold. Truly, when the first sneaky guy... Gold!

What to say Knox? You're a legend. Thanks for making my otherwise bad day =)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Zelda: Heart for the Hero]

Awesome!

That was really hilarious! I absolutely loved his angry scream. Perfect! The wide use of sound effects and the many, many subtle jokes on fliers and the likes added a lot to the movie. I'm very glad- well made, in good taste, and quite hilarious. Hoorah!

~VelvetDarkRocks~