VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi4]

Quality.

Absolute gold, right there. Little sad to see the graphics cleaned up, but all for the greater good I suppose. You have awesome humour- I love everything about this movie. The voices are just so superb- the minor characters sound like Cartman when he's imitating people. Top stuff, you're making my day.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi3]

Getting wittier, eh?

Noticed the little messages all over the place. I think I found most of them, too ^^

Love the stuff. Excellent work for a series so underrated!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi2]

Rofl that's so damn good.

Oh man, what's there to say? This is so hilarious!

~VDR~

[Unforgotten Realms: Epi1]

Roflmao!

Oh man you got some quality gold going on here. You guys have got a rockin' sense of humour.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[The Sad Zombie]

An interesting story.

The white lines were initially off-putting, but if you could look past them...

A touching story, although I think it's far more common for governments to incinerate or dissolve experiments they no longer need. Nonetheless, the music saved it. It is a pretty sad sort of life though- perhaps it's better to be dead. (Frankenstein)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Morocco Rescue]

Mediocre

Graphics were the saving point of this movie. Otherwise, I wasn't impressed with the humour or lack there of, and the helicopter sound was overbearing. The text speech was ineffective, the gun sounds were annoying. You were shoving sounds through my ears and they were annoying. The pace was a bit slow, and the backgrounds in some parts need a lot of work. To me this was just a gore-fest with little artistic value. Like I said, your graphics were decent in terms of characters and frontal objects, but I would say that is all.

Brooksay responds:

Yup, I pretty much agree with everything you said. Sounds were bad but I scavenged what I could off the internet. Used text speech because I wasn't familiar with sound in flash at the time. The humor, now that I've watched it a couple of times, is simple and pretty lame all the way through. Thanks for watching though.

[MK vs. SF 3]

I always love these movies.

You always know they're going to be so incredible.

I have to say that the plot, while admirable, was perhaps a little over the top. The sentimentality of the music, whilst pure, added an almost comical effect. Although the characters were being serious, the dialogue was a little cheesy, and the pixellated hands were humorous too.

The fighting was awesome- just incredible. Especially when they were both on danger and you synced their moves so they dodged one another. I'm very impressed. I loved it how their health bars were so huge, too. It was going to be a long fight- that was evident from the start- and a close one too. A few unexpected twists, which I'm pleasantly surprised to say caught me off guard and kept the movie very engaging.

Few random things in there, weren't there? Sex slave? Not waking up when birds start pecking your face? An unbelievably long fall into a floor of revolving spike wheels that they both miraculously survived? Hint at an Emperor, too. Just a few interesting points like that worth noting.

Overall, exceptional. Although perhaps slightly drawn out in terms of dialogue/plot, the music was incredible (even if a little over the top), and the actual fight was astonishing. A fantastic submission, I give you 10.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Bunnykill 3 Vol.2]

Very interesting.

Although the references to Star Wars are all too blatant, I think it's kinda cool to have animated bunnies using the lightsabres and force powers.

Creative use of weaponary. I'm especially impressed by the fluidity of the er, 'laser sword' fights. The exchange of weapons and smoothness of pros is quite astounding. One thing is the lack of depth perception, but that's a minor setback. Music is awes, delighted by the character designs (particularly the professor), love the name Smoke. An excellent movie- what more can be said? Great stuff.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Metal Gear Fiesta]

Oh man...

That was working out to be so good. Two scenes had me laughing like mad- when he wasn't heard and when Colonel laughed. Otherwise, it was a little too close to making fun of the game. Sorry, but that's just me. I liked it though. God bless the Mexicans.

Excellent work on the graphics- how did you manage that?

~VelvetDarkRocks~

PS: No one can ever match David Hayter's voice.

[Madness Consternation]

Interesting!

Hey! Jesus was like, "Yo Hank, I'm here to save yo' ass." Then he was like stabby stabby and I got very sad. And here I was thinking he had converted.

I've finally stopped comparing your movies to the highly tasteful, highly awesome Madness Redeemer and have come to accept them for witty and violent films of glory and improbability. It's better to accept the madness.

~VelvetDarkRocks~