VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

I think I stand for the largest majority of the Newgrounds community when I say this: WTF?

Lol I have to wonder what the hell you were trying to pull with this, but damnit man, good work.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Zelda: Tales of Legend]

It's Hyrulian damn you! When the creature from the Dark World was speaking, he said "Hyrulean" and that just cut a nerve. Sorry, I'm very passionate about it lol. Ahh my apologies, truly, but you've GOT to fix that ASAP. Also, another typo in there was "then" rather than "than", just watch out for those little things.

And now that the initial wave has been blurted out mindlessly, I must congratulate you on a fine movie. The talking really slowed it down quite unnecessarily though. I had time to do other things while they were speaking. I know it was for effect, but you should either speed it up considerably or put a button in so viewers can decide when to move on. Just my advice.

The scene where the creature from the Dark World was escaping was also quite frankly rather lame. They ran so slowly lol, dodgy kind of graphics as well. I don't blame you in the slightest for that though, all in all, it was better executed than I would have thought. I can't help but think that the third guy could have gotten away if he'd kept running around the corner. Still, didn't quite like that scene.

Finally on the critique side of things, wasn't it Princess Zelda who had the prophetic dreams? Link had troubled sleep and dreams of his own, but it was Zelda's who more accurately predicted such events. Nonetheless, fair enough.

Otherwise, it was really quite brilliant. A Zelda tribute no doubt, but as just the start of the series, it has yet to prove it's potential. You've got alot of it building though, kudos to that. The graphics, to me, seemed better done than the actual game itself. Editted to be clearer somehow, nicely done sir. I hope you can make another one of these movies soon, I would very much like to see the series continued.

You also did exceptionally well with the choice of music, classics. I also can't help but think, wouldn't "Tales of the Legend" be a better title? Sorry for being such an ass about this by the way, I really did like it alot better than I made it sound. You've done well, don't get disheartened, and I hope you can fix the Hyrulian thing lol. Ciao~

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Bed Time]

Aww, Joanna's so sweet! It's a great movie, that's for sure, and so funny lol. Ahhhh you're going up a notch or two on my favourite authors.

Really great idea, really funny, and really really good work with the voices! I loved this one alot, on my favourites list.

As per usual, animation was smooth as anything, the graphics were amazing as always, it was brilliant in all possibly rated aspects of a movie, and it truly was another perfect example of your genius. Very well done guys!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

PS: What was that thing after you click the teddy-bear? I have no idea what it is.

[Madness Xmas Special 2]

Ah, yeah. I was just about to say the replay button was broken before reading the author's comments. You mentioned it twice by the way.

I could have sworn his sword said something. It was Chinese, but what the hell does it say? I think you made it up though, because it's very dodgy writing.

The pie bit was definitely the best, and this was alot faster than the madness series. I kinda liked it, he was really fast, slaughtered them all quickly rather than gloriously, but nicely done. Special work, Santa looked cool especially. Glad you made it, very nice impersonation with a cool and funny plot. 8.7, round it up to 9 =)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Pulsatilla (Teaser)]

I could have sworn I saw subliminal messages in the clouds.

I don't know really what the point of this was, the story, the idea or message. It was beautiful nonetheless, both of them. The girl's hair could have been worked on a little, but the graphics themselves were fine. The music added most of the atmosphere, and I must say, very beautiful music it was. You've earned my admiration for that much, but I especially loved the backgrounds of the scenes.

Still, it would help alot if a plot was defined for the real movie, but as a teaser, this was very very well done. It deserved the front page, nicely done sir. I hope you can complete your project on time; we all look forward to seeing it.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Pimp'n Preview]

Hey yeah, not bad. Even for an intro, that's pretty good. Seems self-explanatory, I don't see what the actual series was intended to be, but that's all right, nicely done on this one. Not particularly well animated or with good sound effects, but there's something about it I like. Nice work.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Love Is Rough]

Lol, I have to wonder exactly what the point of that was, not really much of a plot, but it was still pretty good nonetheless. Lol simple and kinda cute, nice going.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Tribute to Kingdom Hearts]

Hey wow, that really was quite sweet somehow. The music really added the most effect, and I don't necessarily know what it's about, but a very small file size with a very special result, nice going. The graphics themselves were very fairly all right, you did well on some of them, a little sub-standard on other scenes, but I really did like it. Nicely done sir, as Tom said, I hope to see more soon; you could earn a place on my favourites list.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[a final date]

I have no idea what the hell this was about.

I like it for the music, I'll give you that much, and when he was lying back satisfied in bed, that was a good scene to me, when they were in his bed with her eyes closed, and at the disco. Other than that, no offence, but it really was quite.. quite poor really. I don't actually get this.

Seems like he had blood cancer, (can't spell leuchemia), he was going to die soon, went to see his girlfriend. That's all I got, but it seems absolutely out of whack now. Complete lack of plot with something so deep, if there was a message, it was covered by a whole heap of crappy animation so you couldn't see it at all.

Sorry, don't know why this was popular, I didn't like it. I had to watch this three times to catch the ending message, because the credit rolled up, and I missed it every time, and what I was really scared of, was that was all it would say. And whaddya know, it was. Didn't really help the plot as far as I know, so yeah, I uh, didn't like it. At all. Sorry.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Never Trust a Monkey!]

Lol it was awesome! Crappy-ass graphics, true, but absolutely wicked sense of humour lol. I loved it, neat work! Hope you make another one soon.

This may just get on my favourites list o.0

~VelvetDarkRocks~