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[Salad Fingers Episode 3]

Okay! So, that was...

Queer, perhaps. Strange. An abnormality. Peculiar. Out of place. Intriguing, but somewhat disturbing. Random, abstract, bizarre. I am curious, but this one sort of lost the edge the others had. Not so much creepy as random. However, I still enjoyed it somewhat, albeit in an unexplainably awkward sense. Pleasant in its own sense, another delectable creation.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Salad Fingers Episode 2]

Okay... Ah...

Well, the music adds everything. Without the music, this would be just plain weird. However, with the music, it becomes artistically creepy. And not in a good one. The series is beginning to disturb me somewhat, but I find it interesting enough. Peculiar chap, Mr Saladfingers. I wonder what it would be like to be him.

You really have come up with something of a... a creation. Well done, I think.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Salad Fingers]

Aho..

My mouth was open for roughly half of this movie. It has to be one of the most peculiar yet sane things I have ever seen. It was random, but random within the boundaries of plausibility, making it a tremendous piece of work. There was a lot behind this, even if it wasn't immediately apparent, and I enjoyed it a very great deal. Truly a marvellous, albeit slightly creepy piece of work. Splendiferous.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Halo 3: The Movie]

Mm...

I er... what? Lol this was rather strange. I didn't get most of, if any of the puns, so my judgement is severely crippled by lack of background information. I don't know exactly what it was about, save Master Chief (only played Halo 1), and I really lost the plot. As for the movie itself, the animation was compromised for humour, and the sound quality was lacking a fair bit. I can't really judge it on any more than that, but for the length of the movie and the average quality, you get a 7. I don't feel any inclination to watch the second part though, pray mercy. Just not my style of movie, though you did well in creating it.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[DCK: A Very Klunk X-Mas]

LOL!!!

Oh that was just fricking hilarious. Honestly, everything about it was pure genius. The rhymes, the animation, the expression, the character design, I'm dmbfounded you could fit them all together so perfectly! Truly marvellous idea and puns, I just couldn't stop laughing.

For the record though, there was one flaw to this movie. The Jews didn't kill Jesus- they Romans did. At the time, aye, a mass of Jews supported them, but a larger amount did not. They couldn't say anything, otherwise the Romans would have killed them all though, so hey. In the defence of Jews, they're innocent I tell ya!

In other news, a work of art. Brilliance, truly, in every aspect. A real Christmas treat. I don't think you'll ever get off my favourite author's list. You've been nudged up a few positions, too! Fantabulous, splendiferous, exemplarary job!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[The Ultimate Showdown]

Lol! That's so cute!

I really, really appreciate the rhyming you've included in that kick-ass rap thing. It was fricking brilliant- a masterpiece of poetry combined with some funky music that just pieced together the greatest plot EVER. I've always wondered what would happen if all the heroes of our time just got together in a battle royal, and this is pretty much the perfect vision! Nicely done sir. Very nicely done indeed.

No improvements needed- everything added to the perfection of the song. That totally kicked ASS. Well done!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[A Midnight Snack]

Lol!

Oh, that was GREAT! Toaster of doom, never saw that one coming. And the Matrix, and John getting killed/grieviously injured, oh man this was the works. All it needed were some video game references. I saw a bunch of funky food in the fridge, which pretty much count as easter eggs. I really like the DVD style menu, too! When he was reaching for the knives, I was inspecting him to puff up lol. And with the Neil thing, taking on a disguise as a demon, brilliance!

Anyways, I loved it as much as I loved all your other movies. Truly magnificent. A masterpiece if I ever saw one =)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Zelda: Majora's Mock]

Lol, that was a heck of a preloader.

In regards to the movie itself, lol! I thought the spinoff was hilarious. I wouldn't have shot either one of them though- wasn't much reason to shoot, even if there was an imposter. I would have just tried to take off their faces =)

Anyways, smiffy. Cute little movie, I liked it a lot. Lol it was charming, but I disagree a little with Link's voice. Nonetheless... Well done!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[LoZ: Hope's End]

This was...

Though I know whatever it is I end up writing in this review, it will not nearly be enough to capture what I intend to say. As a movie, this was quite a work of art, I must say. It beats Heroic Rage any day. Fantastic animation, and innovative character design. Though I could disagree with Link's goatee, and Ganondorf was missing the jewel on his forehead, you re-created them so incredibly they could give Miyamoto's a run for his money.

It's an interesting idea, too. An endless battle that carries on throughout the ages. It would also explain why it's never ended. My kudos to you for your brilliance. I also like Sheik's attitude, and his [I say "his" because I'm going under the assumption that Zelda undergoes a sex change when in Sheik form] costume design in particular.

I must say, your knowledge of Zelda has potential to rival my own. You know who's part of the Triforce is which, heavens... I also noticed that Link was rather ambidextrous, though he uses his left hand in-game.

I'm also curious as to why the fairy didn't revive him entirely, as it really should have done. I don't actually recall the fairy doing anything. From what I infered, Ganondorf didn't deliver the blow in time because Sheik's needles interfered. It was almost as though the fairy challenged the King of the Gerudo's though. Mm... almost like Navi, wasn't she? In fact... could it have been?

Progessing on, I have to say that their running was ah... in need of improvement. Just a little more distance with each step would make it seem a great deal more realistic.

Nobou Uematsu, of Final Fantasy, co-operating with Koji Kondo of Zelda. The two greatest game composers in all of history. Well that was both a surprise, and an enormously genius idea intentional or not.

All in all, I guess I could say that this was a work of art in more than one way. The idea itself was fantastic, and the action was brilliant. Surprises and twists throughout, fantastic graphics, brilliant sound (though the voices did need a little more volume) and in general, the greatest Zelda tribute I have ever seen in my lifetime. For a flash animation, this is divine. You have my eternal respect, sir.

~VelvetDarkRocks~