VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Samus and Megaman Part 2]

Wow!!

That was absolutely brilliant. Way better then the first one. I don't know much about megaman, but he's really cool. He seemed pathetically weak compared to Samus though. And everybody's voice was dememnted. I really like Samus' voice though. It's almost sexy, not that I'de care, but it sounds great. I guess it really does sound like a pissed Joanna Dark. I would have liked to see lots more action from megaman though. This time it seemed to be based around Samus. Just choose one already! Lol. I wish they would stop arguing and work as a team. Absolutely fantastic flash skills, though again, you cut the music at the end. It would sound nicer to fade out. Really cool graphics and video game design. Brilliant!

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count: 172

[Samus and Megaman Part 1]

Excellent!!

Absolutely brilliant. Some of teh graphics were poor, but the majority of them were near perfect. It clogged up a bit, and one of the songs was cut short abruptly, and it seemed to theme megaman with a touch of Samus. Umm. Probably because it was? Doh! Anyway. Great movie. I especially love the character design and the pose at the end. Megaman's crossed eyes just got annoying after a while. Other then that, superb work!

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count:171

[Smokey: Best Friends]

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Good movie, but it sent a bad message to kids like me. Fortunately, I dont break to peer pressure, but other people might. It was very well done with excellent graphics and humour, but it still has a bad theme.

VelvetDarkRocks
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[The Clown]

Great!

Absolutely fantastic! It was like A Lovely Day by Manuel Fallmann, except way funnier, no offence. Hilarious! Poor clown though. He deserved to die a terrible terrible death... Several times. Lol. Great!

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[Perks of Being a Ninja]

Funny, but not that great.

Okay, well I don't see why this is so great. There weren't voices, and I love serious moies, especialy involving ninjas or samurais etcetera. This was quite humorous, but I didn't laugh. I might have smiled, and I don't want to see Asuka taking a shower, but I'm going to vote relatively high anyway. Good movie, but I'm not sure it took much effort to make. The graphics were good, but the animation quite poor. Thanks for this anyway.

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count: 168

[The Return of Ganondorf]

Fantastic!

I am an absolute Zelda fanatic, so this was hilarious. Lol. Clicking on the mario cast makes a bomb come out (in the game it was the window right of Zelda and the bomb was the left with a slingshot).

I love those skull kids. I didn't know Ganandorf could play the flute though. The organ suprised me, but the flute? Now that's just too wierd =)

That book cases in bed was really clever, and I don't know where I've seen the poster before, but now when I think about it in the movie, it's hilarious! And how the hell did he get his hands on Majora's Mask? Cute teddy that goes -wu-uh though. Lol. The map of Hyrule as well.

LMAO! That slumber party was great. I reckon Ruto could've been in it. Then all the girls that like Link would be there. Since when were the Zoran's a band?

And Keese is pronounced Keese. Not Kiss. And Navi is Nar-vi. Not Navi.

Overall, absolutely fantastic story plot. Great idea man, and yes. This review was just a selfish way of showing off that I did not intend, but realised all the same. Sorry. I just really really love Zelda... This is definitely going on my favourites list.

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count: 166

[Retarded Animal Babies 4]

Great idea!

That was a great movie. Since nobody's even gonna notice let alone respond to this review, I'm junna tell you some of the cannels. Many were pointless and repeated, but yeah. I went from 1, to 50 so far, so please appreciate this. Okay. Here we go.

Channel 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12 (don't listen to it too long. It really hurts after a while!), 13...

Okay. That sucks. I just realised that the annoying repeated ones are pointless. They appear on random channels. Oh well. Well, I'm gonna figure more out. I'm gonna do them from 0 to 999, so please be gateful, for as i suffer, you rejoice.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 (don't watch it until you've checked out everything else), 50, 69, 100, 111, 123 (secret extra!),

Aww crap. You can just click the next button to get to the next channel. Oh well. Here we continue...

500 (ow!), 666, 999 (just 666 upside down).

Well there you go you lazy sons of... Why did I even bother. ~sigh~. Somebody please get me a life. Oh. And channel 9 is Retarded Animal Babies 4. Well that's it.

0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 50, 69, 100, 111, 123, 500, 666, 999.

Man that was boring.

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count: 165

[Stenchu 2]

Lol. Great work!

Fantastic work on the details. Especially the character details. You've really mastered their movements. That first part where he was stealing the scroll was alot like Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. I've never played (or seen) Tenchu, so I don't know what this is a spoof of, but I love it anyway! The voices really need to be louder. I couldn't heear a few of the lines. Or maybe put subtitles in? Other than that, it was great. Except the girl with the guy voice was freaky. And the cleansing was the best part of the movie!! ^_^ And that to be continued screen was absolutely ingenious. I wont carry on too much. I don't want to ruin it for the rest of you, but great great GREAT job!

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count:164

[Secret Agent (Matrix)]

Ha ha! Great!

I didn't think he was a good agent, but boy did he prove me wrong. Great Matrix Re-animations. Especially the last guy he took out. Awesome graphics. Nice interior for the car, and it was really cool when he was taking out some of the baddies. Hilarious ending for a fantastic movie.
10 out of 10! Oh. And Secret Agent Man (The song) isn't only from Austin Powers you know.

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count:163

[Mariotrix]

Great.

theslimestjim02, you ruined it for me jack ass.

Anyways. The loading screen culd have been better, but since I don't know how to do them, I'll shut up.

Great work with the movie though. Very original despite it being so similar to the Matrix Reloaded. It took me a while to figure out that they were shooting goombas though. Anyways. Great work.

VelvetDarkRocks
Review Count: 163