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I couldn't help but laugh! Very original and intelligent. Really cute too. Great use with them, and really cute song!! Absolutely hilarious. Fantastic originality, let me tell you. Great work!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

:|... You call that break dancing? He twisted once, el fin. Great movie! Not. It needs magor work and effort. The movie went for like, 3 seconds. 5 tops. I'm amazed this survived the portal! Well, if you're going to try again, try a little harder.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

Ha haaaaa! Great work! Yeah. Good old auzzies with their Victoria Bitters... Hilarious! Gamecube clock, Hitler clock, and all the good time oldies and more! Also featuring Tomorrow's Nobody! Great work with a really catchy song. Go auzzies, go!

VelvetDarkRocks

esspat responds:

hitlerclock? more like NAZI MOD GRAPES.

Lol. Great stuff. Fantastic idea, and fantastic graphics. The pogoing wasn't that good, but it was still realistic. It was nice how his eyes turned red at the end, but a different shade of red would have been better. Lol. I was watching it again. You couldn't have chose better music. Actually, I'm pretty sure that you based it on the song. You have to have. Yeah. Great job on that. When ya think about it, it was actually kinda short and pointless, but I loved it all the same. Great stuff. Adding hilarious images to a cool song. Totally wicked.

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 220

Dang. It's the same thing as last time. And -as you said- just all the bloody's packed into one. Good job on this anyway :S

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 218

Lol. Funny! You could be a comedian with a sense of humour like that. Or a critic. Or just a flash artist making strangers across the world laugh. Great job, and making him a stick figure was actually funnier! It was a good idea with the superman thing at the start. You've got a great sense of humour! Make more! Oh wait. What's this? You have! I'll check them out. Okay, later.

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 217

Not the greatest movei I've ever seen. The music was nice, and the background was pretty neat. It had an ancient and sacred feeling towards it. I think it was from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon like Big_L_lives_forever said. The graphics were really good in some parts and very poor in others. Master Glyden looks very pathetically stupid, but the budgie was pretty neat. It would have been better with sound effects, but it was generally good besides that. The words could have been changes to seem more sacred as well. Good effects with the wings of the dragonfly. Overall, not to bad. It could be alot better, but I like it. I guess... Just way too short for such an intricate story.

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 216

Ho-ly mack. This... is... brilliant. I couldn't stop laughing! The beginning was pretty much like the previous one, but when he went ango-angry, that *dramatic pause* was quality.

That first "Hey, what's going on?" was really bad though. Quality fright music though.
***SPOILER***

"Wa, where'de go?" "I dunno." *Squish*
"Hey! That's my car!" *squish*
"u-uh...Hey. Screw this." *bang*

They are some seriously good ideas. This movie shows the |X|Knox|X| I know and love. This is a great movie that really displays your fantastic sense of humour. The transformation was a little wierd, and it would've been better if he was more than just white. Like, maybe a bigger green, or red with horns or something. Anyhoo, it's quality.

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 214-I think

PS: I always rate violence so low because who in their right minds would think play-doh is violent?

Knox responds:

part 3 is in the making!

Absolutely fantastic! I cracked myself up laughing! Man! That was both ingenious, and hilarious! I just couldn't here some of the voices. Maybe it was because I was laughing too much? I'de better listen to the credit voices as well. I couldn't hear them that well. Anyhow, I'm gonna watch it again. He was so cute! And that was just... Fantastic!
***SPOILIER***

"... You wont like it when I'm angry." *whack* "Ow! What'dya do that for?!" I'm tryin'a make you angry." "That's it, you asked for it. Raaaaaargh!!" "Hey get off me you idiot!" *whack making Hulky go flying*

Where do you come up with that?! Seriosuly, your brilliance should be shown to the world... And guess. What. There's a Hulky 2!!! I had forgotten about that, and I'm practically sqealing with delight! I really hope that you make somemore soon.

~VelvetDarkRocks~
Review Count: 213

Knox responds:

thanks im glad you liked it,long reviews rule!

Well that was pretty wierd. COmpared to the ther two, this was slower. You took the time to make out more stuff instead of senseless killing. It was pretty wierd how a handgun managed ot blow it up. Sure, Tom Hanks can do it, but can anobody of the streets? I would've also liked it alot more if the dude in the car talked liked in the previous two. All in all, a nice movie. Good work on the car shattering, but you've lost some of your originality and sense of humour. It could've been better by your standards.

~VelvetDarkROcks~
Review Count: 212

Knox responds:

i havnt lost any thing

Once an assassin, always an assassin.

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