VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Awesome Compilation Vol 5]

Hilarious!

I have no idea what "Awesome Dug" is based on, but somehow it's freaking hilarious anyway!

Tetrawesome... omg that's... I can't breathe for laughter.

I also don't know what "Awesome Rising" is based on, but for some reason I can't help but imagine it's very true. I think what you do when you plan your movies is find obvious inconsistencies or flaws in the plot of video games and then point them out in a comical 'what if this really happened' style.

As for the extras... A little confusing and detracting from the overall quality of the movie.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Well I'll be damned. It's all true.

I think most people enjoy mindless video game parodies and stereotypical anime too much to notice the generic format that they keep repeating. You have a nice narrator voice, can animate well, and have punched a hole through fat 13-year-old kids everywhere.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Hahahaha!

Awesome Center is hilariously accurate. All your movies are concise summaries of games, but that one just cracked me up.

Dead or Awesome is true on so many levels.

Awesome Man was hilarious but quite confusing. The randomness just cracks me up!

And the Animal Fat story had the perfect voice. Who doesn't love abusing Microsoft Sam?

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Indiada Jodes]

Quality stuff!

You should be a movie reviewer in the same vein that Zero Punctuation is a game reviewer. I really do think you could do it.

Pretty much as spectacular as Iron Bad, although a few things must be mentioned. The voices in Indi Jodes were ever so slightly less bizarre than Iron Bad, but nevertheless very amusing. Additionally, the comical summaries of important plot advances were not quite as amusingly witty as they were in your last movie. Nevertheless, they provided many a laugh and were received well. Finally, awesome song to finish, although it just doesn't have that kick to it that "I am Iron Bad" did.

Overall, an entertaining and slightly sacrilegious (in a good way) movie.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

The best of the three.

This one had more laughs in it- so many good moments. I just loved it. Where do you come up with this gold?

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"]

Lol!

A lot of it wasn't all that great, but there are three or four golden lines in there.
"Aw man, I wet the bed... it's all in my hair!"
"Well, at least i got this stick. I don't know what you guys got, but it doesn't really matter."
"Haaaappy birthday to youuuuu..."

You've got a great sense of humour Knox :)

[Deep Sexy Space]

Lol, interesting!

Very interesting movie. Curious song, but surprisingly entertaining. I wonder if it was some kind of metaphor?

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Charlie the Unicorn 2]

... I see.

Fantastic movie but also very curious. Charlie seems to be the only one who thinks there's anything wrong with the stuff that happens around him, and that in itself messes with me a little. Nevertheless, peculiar, hilarious, interestingly animated (still can't figure out how you did it), absolutely extraordinary voice acting and... just very confuzzling.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[akamaru hampster dance cv]

Awww!

SO CUTE. Even though it was a bunch of clips shown over and over again, they were drawn so adorably you just couldn't help but love each and every one of them.

Sweetness and endearing all rolled in to one. I loved it! How could I not?

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Smash Kingdom Melee]

Golden!

Ganondorf rocks the world. A fantastic collab. with mostly excellent (if at times a little fuzzy) voice acting. Memorable music, amusing humour, neatly animated... The Sonic v Mario movie alone would have earned a 10, so all I can say is, freaking well done!

~VelvetDarkRocks~