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[Uniwar Level 2]

Oh no no no no no no no no. (Said rapidly)

THere's another boss?!? THat first one took me down to about 6 millinmetres left, and I was terrified of theose little ones that came after it. When the mothership came I almost had a heart attack. I though, oh wait. Doomhammr isn't this cruel. I'm on full life! When I looked, I wasn't. Come on! It's impossible to beat, and I don't particuarly like space shooters, but great job on this. Could you do a life power-up somewhere in the game? I mean, I shot the mother ship with rapid fire four times before I got blown away. Still. It was fantastic as a time drainer, though I'm giving up now. I'll either play some other day, or whenever you put the power-up in. Please let me know if or when you have.

[The Playground]

I like the guns, though aI hate the sick figures.

Here is a complete walkthrough, so if you don't want to know, don't read! PS: The website didn't work. Can you write it letter for letter next time with no quotations or anything?

After a short movie (which in my opinion should have a skip button), you will face a kid. Be fore anything happens, put your gun on his head and click like there's no tomorrow!!! CLick on the little crack inbetween the fence and blow that little dudes brains out too! Grab the key on the slide and walk forward. The key will let you open the hatch. Use the key from the hatch on the school door. Blow this guys head off as well. Go forward and click on the second door's doornob. Shoot the teacher before she whacks you! Grab her key and turn around a shoot the kids. This has no meaning, but it's fun since they don't have any weapons. Go back out and walk forward to the glass doors. Click on a nob. At first I though there was a booby trap in this room because it was so plain, but apparantly not. March on good soldier! Now you face a split in the road. If you go right, you'll find a chef that does nothing and you can't kill him. If you kill the teacher, he'll come running and cry for her. Kill! Neither of them harms you, but it's fun slaughtering the innocent... Go through the corridor. Don't waist your time trying to break down the door. At the bottom of the screen in between two tables is a baseball bat. Do what you must and walk right out. If you go for the fence, at least where a helmet. If your IQ is higher than five this should be a cinche. ~Sigh~ Just climb the ladder. Im sure you can kill this kid... Walk past him and tip over the bum's pot. Steal the white thing in the ash and creep away while he sleeps... =) Click on the door. The guy wont let you in with the ticket, so click on it again. He'll leap out, so be on the ready and pump him full of lead. Walk in over his dead body ;) and keep going until you find a gap in the wall. Click it and click the so-called picture. Just stride on. Don't bother going on ahead. It's just a waste of time. Don't click on the door either. He'll just blow your brains out. Any bozo would know to click on the key hole. Wait for th cinema to end, but don't even bother trying to shoot him. Shoot the chandelier above him. This took me a few tries to figure out. Don't go out yet. See that message board right above the stick man? Zoom in and read it for a cheap laugh. Just jump out the window and fall a few metres, and miraculously land on your car and drive off. It's easy once you get the hang of it... Congratulations. You've passed you cheapskate cheater.

This walkthrough was a production of Velvet Dark . Any copyrighting, and I'll sue.
Later dudes.

VelvetDarkRocks.

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