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VelvetDarkRocks's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 289 (From 37 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,720 Points

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 11/20/09
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Unlock all weapons.
Chairman Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Play through every stage.
Hand it Over Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Kill Smileborg
Skull Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman Unlocked 11/20/09
25 Points
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 Unlocked 11/19/09
25 Points
Kill ZOMG
Handy Man Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien Unlocked 11/19/09
50 Points
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater Unlocked 11/20/09
50 Points
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 16/17 (430/480 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Spitter Unlocked 10/7/09
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/7/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Playboy 50 Points Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 11/23/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 11/23/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 11/23/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

Bunny Invasion: Easter

BULLET SPENDER Unlocked 7/22/09
5 Points
Use 500 bullets.
DEATH TO THE BUNNIES! Unlocked 7/22/09
5 Points
Kill 50 bunnies.
FAT WALLET Unlocked 7/22/09
5 Points
Spend £10,000.
TICK, BOOM! Unlocked 7/22/09
5 Points
Use a grenade.
AAARGH! Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Go into RAGE.
BEEP, BOOM! Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Use a remote explosive.
SEXY ASS Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Get someone naked!
ECHO AND THE DEAD BUNNY MAN Unlocked 7/22/09
25 Points
Kill the bunny man.
HAPPY FUCKING EASTER! Unlocked 7/22/09
25 Points
Kill the Easter bunny.
JIM THE CONQUEROR Unlocked 7/22/09
25 Points
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
KRYPTONITE THAT, BITCH! Unlocked 7/22/09
25 Points
Kill the super bunny.
NICE SCORE Unlocked 7/22/09
50 Points
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
TROPHY BOY Unlocked 7/22/09
50 Points
Get all trophies!
YIPPEE KAY AY Unlocked 7/22/09
50 Points
Purchase all weapons.
SUPER ARSENAL Unlocked 7/22/09
100 Points
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
EXCELLENT SCORE 100 Points Get a high score of 14,000,000.

Medals Earned: 15/16 (400/500 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Exterminator Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/14/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/14/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder Unlocked 9/14/09
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom Unlocked 9/14/09
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power Unlocked 9/14/09
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!

Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)

Communist in Space

Qvit Stalin Unlocked 11/23/09
5 Points
Start already!
Liberated Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points
Beat the game
Over 9000 Unlocked 11/23/09
50 Points
Win the game a certain amount of score.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)

Crush the Castle: PP

Castle Hater Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Black Shores
Castle Pusher Unlocked 10/7/09
5 Points
Beat all castles in Umbria
Castle Crusher Unlocked 10/8/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Betsonia
Castle Destroyer Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Dante Flats
Castle Smasher Unlocked 10/7/09
10 Points
Beat all castles in Wintervale
Tutorial Smasher Unlocked 10/8/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
Warming Up the Trebuchet Unlocked 10/8/09
10 Points
Get gold in all castles in Umbria
Don't Eat Red Snow Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
No Survivors Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
Resistance is Futile Unlocked 10/8/09
25 Points
Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
I Hate Castles Unlocked 10/8/09
50 Points
Crush all castles
Gold Medalist Unlocked 10/8/09
100 Points
Get gold medals in all castles.

Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)

D-Day Defender

First Blood Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Kill your first enemy.
Game Over Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Let history take its course.
Having a Blast Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Launch your first mortar strike.
Movie Fan Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Pacifist Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points
Die without killing a single enemy.
Cannon Fodder Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Getting the Hang of it Unlocked 8/29/09
50 Points
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Hang in There Unlocked 8/29/09
50 Points
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Collateral 25 Points Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
FLAK Expert 25 Points Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Panzerschreck 25 Points Destroy 6 tanks.
Massacre 50 Points Destroy 500 enemies.
Get Out More 100 Points Survive for 250 hours.
Master Tactician 100 Points Chain 4 explosions.

Medals Earned: 8/14 (175/500 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 9/7/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 9/7/09
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 9/7/09
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Patience Unlocked 5/27/09
5 Points
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Backstory Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Discover the backstory.
Giant Crab Battle Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
The Boy Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Dispense of the boy.
The Girl Unlocked 5/27/09
10 Points
Dispense of the girl.
Lestor Unlocked 5/27/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Zero Vengeance Unlocked 5/27/09
25 Points
Beat level one without getting hurt.
A Smasher is You Unlocked 5/27/09
50 Points
Win the game!
Fast Smash Unlocked 5/27/09
50 Points
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Dance Party 10 Points Get invited to the dance party!
Domo Hunt 10 Points Find the hidden game.
Fat Bastard 10 Points Bring out the fat man.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend!
Squigly Fish 10 Points Find the Squigly Fish!
Dragonslayer 25 Points Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Dongle 50 Points You'll know it when you see it!
Penguin Popper 50 Points Destroy 90 Penguins.
Three Eddies 50 Points Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Flyby Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 9/19 (195/430 points)