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Total Medals Earned: 296 (From
38 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,980 Points
10 Points Get killed by an alien.
10 Points Get killed by a robot.
10 Points Get killed by a zombie.
25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
25 Points Unlock all weapons.
25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
25 Points Play through every stage.
25 Points Kill Zomboss.
25 Points Kill Smileborg
25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
25 Points Kill ZOMG
50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Medals Earned: 16/17 (430/480 points)
Back to the Cubeture 1
25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (125/500 points)
5 Points Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
5 Points That's not even a real sword.
5 Points Go back to your cave.
5 Points Farukon Paaansh.
10 Points Wololo.
10 Points Ma gun's bigger.
25 Points Systems failure imminent.
25 Points Go back to kitchen.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Bunny Invasion: Easter
5 Points Use 500 bullets.
5 Points Kill 50 bunnies.
5 Points Spend £10,000.
5 Points Use a grenade.
10 Points Go into RAGE.
10 Points Use a remote explosive.
10 Points Get someone naked!
25 Points Kill the bunny man.
25 Points Kill the Easter bunny.
25 Points Fully Upgrade the assistant.
25 Points Kill the super bunny.
50 Points Get a high score of 10,000,000.
50 Points Get all trophies!
50 Points Purchase all weapons.
100 Points Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 15/16 (400/500 points)
Cave of Wonders
10 Points Die before beating Luis.
10 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 1st alternate ending.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
50 Points Escape the cave.
50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Communist in Space
5 Points Start already!
50 Points Beat the game
50 Points Win the game a certain amount of score.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (105/105 points)
Crush the Castle: PP
5 Points Beat all castles in Black Shores
5 Points Beat all castles in Umbria
10 Points Beat all castles in Betsonia
10 Points Beat all castles in Dante Flats
10 Points Beat all castles in Wintervale
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Black Shores
10 Points Get gold in all castles in Umbria
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Wintervale
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Dante Flats
25 Points Get gold in all castles in Betsonia
50 Points Crush all castles
100 Points Get gold medals in all castles.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (285/285 points)
10 Points Kill your first enemy.
10 Points Let history take its course.
10 Points Launch your first mortar strike.
10 Points Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
10 Points Die without killing a single enemy.
25 Points Kill 100 footsoldiers.
50 Points Stay alive for 50 hours.
50 Points Regain your health after nearly dying.
Medals Earned: 8/14 (175/500 points)
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat Ootkey
10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)
Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!
5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro.
10 Points Discover the backstory.
10 Points Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
10 Points Dispense of the boy.
10 Points Dispense of the girl.
25 Points Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
25 Points Beat level one without getting hurt.
50 Points Win the game!
50 Points Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Medals Earned: 9/19 (195/430 points)