VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pencilmation #1]

Lol! Oh this was CUTE. Very cute indeed. Reminds me a bit of a movie I like, "Paper Wars". Check it out some time, I think it's in my favourites list.

I didn't particuarly like the heads, but the concept was exceptionally cute, and I loved the simple music. I noticed the left-handed pencil the instant I saw it, I think left-handers are all out to get me. Lol, don't ask. But really, you did do some nasty things to the poor little guy. I would hate to be stuck in something filling with water, it's like one of my worst imaginable deaths. (Gave you 10 for violence if you'll notice.)

Still, apart from being cute, it was unique, and I loved it. Amazing work, really, just brilliance in simplicity.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Poninjas Relinquished]

Wow, very impressive actually. I was suprised because of the unique graphics. Just as action packed as anything from Madness, this really was amazing. There's no way he could have stopped a minigun with a katana though.

You did give him alot of weapons, but the things about them is; if you touch someone with them it doesn't mean they die! You didn't use the actual bladed parts to kill a small fraction of them with. I loved the slowmo time fights though, the double weapons was where it got interesting.

Overall, this turned out exceptionally well I deserved the front page. Great work, and I think we're all expecting something more soon!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Madness Apotheosis]

Oh my gosh the relentless sonofabitch. He just never gives up does he? Lol, this is amazing. He's really become a better fighter than the guy we saw in Madness Redeemed, which is still my favourite. It's not long, with the amount of times he's been brought back, he becomes godly.

This reminded me alot like Kill Bill in the room with the DJ. This is either building to a climax, or is long dead. Jesus and his Zombies versus the guy I've named Krinkles. Looks like the Sherrif is out of the picture for now, but where is this leading I wonder...

Amongst all the insanity, the madness if you will, this has become a phenomenal series, and I look forward to seeing where it concludes. Amazing work sir, don't keep us in anxiety!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Bob the Ball - Episode 2]

Lol, you really made Billy a retard. I loved it how you brought everyone back in, but Billy's retard voice was a bit much. Too much retard, too little Billy lol. I think I preferred it when you didn't put voices, but lol the gags in this one were hilarious. Fantastic work as usual, lol I loved Billy running the best. Lol, I'm listening to it now, I can't stop laughing. Great work!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

PS: Randy slept with Billy's Mom?! Or did I misinterpret!
PPS: Nearly all 10's! That's something so rare from me it's not funny. If only interactivity... Bah, great work!

mlaskaris responds:

Thanks for the 10's!

Yep, that whole "accidental" scene was set up to hint that Randy *may* be Billy's father (or he thinks he is). I don't have a definite answer, though.

-mlaskaris

[A sponge]

Lol, oh wow that actually made me laugh. I thought it looked like a piece of cheese.

The music was perfect for ridiculing movies like this, and I disagree, at least to an extent. They do make sense, they're just too emotional to make MUCH sense. This, however, was random enough to be hilarious. Couldn't have pulled it off without the music, great work! Other than the fact I didn't particuarly like it, I'd say it was very well done.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[FF7: About Random Battles]

In all honesty, I most probably didn't get most of the puns. I loved the minigame the most because it had Sephiroth, then the Ultimate FF7 spoof, loved that especially. Mm, good work on all of those, but I'm afraid the movie itself was a little less than average, or the jokes weren't as funny. Ah well, still deserves a 4.6, let's round to 5. Make more soon! And thanks for helping out Super Flash Bros, not that my say or opinion counts anyway.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[hypnosis]

Woo, not bad. Freaky, pointless, and mildly entertaining. A sort of storyline, but if you had just put a heartbeat to match the flashing screen, this would have earnt a 3 instead of a 2. Ah well, t'was a good effort, took quite a bit of time I would imagine, not bad at all! Just next time leave out the guy's penis, it would have been better without it.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Bunny without hands]

Hey not bad. Cute graphics, quite a decent plot, and good work with the sound effects and music. Good for a quick laugh, I give the thumbs up! I'd say it's worth a 3, good job.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Ass Dagger]

It wasn't even attempted to be funny, you just made some crap, repeating it was crap thoroughly, to a meagre plot with poor animation. Really not worth the time, but I'm glad you reduced the filesize. Very decent of you, even if the music was rather plain and out of place. Please don't continue making crap like this, movies with effort are so much more appreciated.

[The Dating Game]

All those flamers... And I thought they were just being idiots. I cannot believe crap like this survives the portal. I'm sorry to say it was a waste of your 100 minutes. Really, no effort whatsoever. It DESERVES to be blammed. Want a summary? It takes the piss out of Saddam Hussein again, by saying he rapes goats. End of movie, with stick-figures. Really very pathetic, stop reading, blam away.

~VelvetDarkRocks~