VelvetDarkRocks's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dad's Home]

Lol, what, the crap, is up with this?

Absolutely hilarious movie lol, I was cacking myself through the first half of it, the 911 got a teeny weeny bit predictable though, everybody starts dancing lol, but the first half was so random! Absolutely loved that, kudos. I think you got the table part from the Grinch though, but you made it so much funnier lol. Nice going, very snazzy, lol you've got an awesome humour. And I absolutely loved the music lol, and F-Zero X music? Lol, cool.

Smoothe animation, even if the graphics were a little bit dodgy, but the hilarity so easily made up for that. Nice going, very much loved it.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Shadow's Follower]

You're cool sir!

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Auf Achse]

You based the movie on the song rather than vice versa didn't you? It was so perfect: "You see her, but you can't touch her." Looking through the glass barrier, very nice symbolism in alot of the movie.

I have to admit though; it was less than I expected. Love at first sight, he plows through everybody stopping him to catch her train (more symbolism) and be with her, but for goodness sake, how can you determine true love by seeing someone who smiles at you? Don't know anything about her, could married whatever, this random girl, immediately, it's true love. It's possible of course, but they didn't really look in love at all, otherwise she would have stayed rather than got on the train. Nevermind, it's one of those things only I care about, I don't think anybody else bothers.

The graphics, well, they were a bit.. well, less than average here and there, but he's a pretty cool fighter, you can't infer all that much about him, so that was a suprise. It's a very lovely song, beautiful, and it was an honourable movie, you should be proud of it, of why you made it (why ever that may have been), and why so many people respect that. True love lol, mm...

Very nicely done my friend. A true piece of art.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

AligatorHead responds:

well come on now. True love at first sight doesnt mean you "love' them. its being intesreted at them. come on think about it now. So thats why he wnats to meet her to get to know her. And she doesnt necearily have to show intersted in him at an early stage. she shows intesrted at him in the end. when she knows he's realy intesretd him. cause the guy goes to the girl, not the girl goes to the guy. SO now the girl knows he really likes him cause she took his train just to follow her. but she doesnt know anything about the fighitng. haha. ;)

[KILLER KAZUKI]

Man, that was awesome. Few spelling mistakes in the prologue, but honestly? This is one of the best action films I've ever seen on flash.

Absolutely outstanding graphics, super-cool plot, which was actually pretty awesome, you managed to keep to it despite all the action scenes you slid in there, but as far as humour, nah, it was cooler than funny. I should've listened when you said there was extreme gore lol, but that final part, so awesome. I reckon he needed a better costume though, but lol some of it made me laugh, I must admit.

Very very well done on this, especially on the animation, graphics and plot, very, very cool. Awesome movie.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[The Takamori Legend]

Heh, ninjas could kick a samurai's ass any day. You were just asking for a war between them lol, but it was an awewsome movie. I guess he had the advantage, what with the demonic spirit infesting him.

I noticed after the samurai fell down the first time, the ninja changed his pose from when he landed. His arms were fine, but his legs weren't cat-stance. And surely being slashed across the stomach and losing that much blow would kill someone.

Nevertheless, I must say, you did exceptionally brilliant job with the graphics and animations. The backgrounds were all superb to say the very least, and the animation, though slow at times, was brilliant too. Every detail was fantastic, just absolutely amazing.

Loved the music, the sound effects were very good as well, and honestly? The plot was amazing. If you ever manage to make a sequel within the next few years, it will be phenomenal. Love the whole concept of the legend of an invincible Samurai, I have no clue how you came up with it, but brilliant, absolutely genius.

All in all? Perfect 10 out of 10. Nicely done.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Injections are fun!]

Lol, hilarious. I absolutely adored it. Simple, cute, and very funny. Lol wonderful idea, the guy reminded me kind of like Kirby. Loved his voice especially, and how he went drowsy and still went "woooo". That ow was hilarious too. Absolutely loved it. 10 for the sound, brilliant idea, excellent work.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[fall 2002]

Random and plain stupid, it really, really was. Boring, long, slow, idiotic, but somehow it was funny. Not funny enough to make up for the time it wasted, honestly, but it was kind of interesting, and then this anti-climax of randomness, yeah I didn't like it. Senseless movies bug me.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Stryker V-Day Card]

Hey I do think it was sweet. I don't know exactly how sweet you were intending it to be, but it is kind of strange, that much you have to admit. Mm, cute, with the whole half-dragon thing, but a bit abstract. Nevertheless, not bad really, but it didn't have that much of a point, and so... Well I really liked the music at any rate =)

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Pico's Unloaded]

Alright, I didn't get that last part, but hey. I pretty much watched it for the action. I don't get why all the Uberkids had to come out and try and kill him, but hey. Ripped off the Matrix, quite a substantial amount too. Pico's awesome, nobody cares much. Especially loved the gun scene. Funny how he draws them with lightning speed then stands there. Nevermind, it was all pretty cool, bit senseless, but worth watching all the same. Very nicely done.

~VelvetDarkRocks~

[Birth of J. Rocketfingers]

Johnny just didn't look like Johnny. Other than that, it was really quite funny lol. Sure, 20 seconds long, but it was pretty good in the one idea of being drawn, someone didn't like it, and he kicked their ass. You just gotta love that badass attitude.

Nice work, file-size was a bit big, but it was cool all the same. Not a bad tribute, nicely done.

TomSka responds:

I made it big. The song doesn't end ya see.

I did that because when I watched a movie with that song in it I just wanted to keep listening to it.

So I hope this has enlightened someones life.